Funny Jokes

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the
students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The
female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150.  Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400.  Are there any questions?" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
by TheFword, 1d 23 h ago
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