When chemists die, they barium. i changed my IPods name to Titanic, it's syncing now. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I tried to catch somw fog today, i mist. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me. This girl said she recognised me from the vegitarian club, but i'd never met herbivore. England has no kidney bank, but it does has a Liverpool. and finally... what do you can a dinasaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!