Funny Jokes

Happenings in my house:

Dad: Don't put knives in the dish washer, okay?
Me: Why?  Dad: You'll blunt them.   Brother: Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!    Dad: ....what?    Me: BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS   Brother: SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS    Dad: ...no
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