*Talking to crush at 3 in the morning*
Me: Hey! No I'm not busy. You had a dream you were attacked by alien pirates? That must've been an adventure!
*Talking to someone else at 1 in the morning*
Me: Fuck off. I don't care that your house burned down, I'm trying to fucking sleep. Clearly, you took bad care of your house. I don't want you burning my shit.