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So, for all you Twilight fans.
Edward is a vampire, right?
Vampires are dead, therefore no heartbeat.
No heartbeat, no pulse. No pulse, no blood flow. No blood flow, no erection. So the question is this: How the fuck did Bella get pregnant?
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