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Bruno Mars : I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad .
Girl : Yeah , me too... I need new clothes .
Bruno Mars : No you don't . Cuz girl your amazing just the way you are .
Girl : Really ? Your like the only one who thinks that . Will you marry me ? Bruno Mars : No , but i'LL catch a grenade for ya Girl : Really ? Even today ?            *Girl gets hit by grenade* Bruno Mars : Today i don't feel like doing anything .
by T.A.M., Jun 26, 2011
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