Funny Jokes

My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert. I asked the waiter how much the pie was.
"£3.14 sir" he replied.
"That's funny" I chuckled.
"Why's that sir?" he asked. "That downs syndrome kid just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself." We both had a good laugh.
by Stevo (Pro-Anal), 23h 33 min ago
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