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‎​Sex is like McDonald's - I'm loving it.
Pussy is like Subway - eat fresh.
Dick is like a dirty kebab - get it in ta ya.
Masturbation is like Kfc - finger licking good... Oral sex is like Nike - just do it... Sex with a whore is like Burger King - have it ur way.... Some girls r like off license shops - open 24/7...
by the joker, Oct 20, 2010
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