Funny Jokes

Girl: NO! I love you the most! >:<


Guy: No, I love you the most. And here's a little poem to prove it... Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue. IF you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger that a hyberbeam. Like Jesse and James, we make the perfect team.  I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I'll love you more than a Level 80 Rapidash. You're more legendary than a zapadoes, entei, or mew.  But out of all 450, I choose you. Girl: My place, now.
by [Bitch—Please?], Mar 6, 2014
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