Funny Jokes

A dad pulls into a toy shop & asks the saleswoman, "How much for 1 of those Barbies n the display window? Its my daughters bday." She answers, "Which 1 do u mean? We hav: Workout Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95." The dad asks, "Y so much for Divorced Barbie!?" She answers, "Sir..., the Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a keychain made with Ken's balls!
by Sean (L.O.I)(fmf), 1d 13 h ago
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