Funny Jokes

Can We Cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch. Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. You'll peck at my neck while I laugh and tell you to stop. We could whisper cute things to each other and then I'd pull out my hunting knife and sacrifice you to the mighty dark Lord Satan, while chanting sacrificial hymns.
by HAZE!, 2 days ago
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