Funny Jokes

Ladies and gentlemen skinny and stout, i'll tell you a tale I know nothong about. admission is free just pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor. one bright morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to fight. back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot each other. a blind man came to watch fair play a mute man came to shout hooray. a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those 2 dead boys, he live on the corner in the middle of the block on the 2nd floor of a vacant lot. a man wit no legs came walking by and kicked the lawman in his thigh, he crashed through a wall without making a sound into a dry creek and suddenly drowned. but if you dont beleive my lies to be true, ask the blind man, she saw it too.
by °Thå•Lēgēnd•Ôf•Kärlôs°, Sep 14, 2012
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