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20 ways to annoy people in the theater

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses. 3. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 4. During the previews, yell, “Can you.         fast-forward it?” 5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!” 6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. 8. Yell out what is going to happen. 9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away. 10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. 13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are. 14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. 15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can’t change the channel. 16. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. 17. Every time a character’s name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino…) 18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. 19. Try to start a wave. 20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
by ninjette, Sep 14, 2012
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