My mother in-law is in the hospital and has been told that she hasn't got long left to live. In the middle of the night the phone started ringing.
"You better run down and get that love! It might be some news about your mother," I said.
My wife jumped out of the bed and dashed down the stairs. She picked up the phone in panic and Answered, "Hello."
"Be a babe and bring me a glass of water up," I said.