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I took my wife out to a restaurant last night.
As I was eating, I accidentally dropped my fork on the floor. Kindly enough, a waiter replaced it with a nice new one.
I thought, "That was good," and tested it again by dropping my napkin on the floor.
Surely enough the waiter came along and replaced it with a brand new one so I pushed my wife off her chair and waited.
by Random Joker, 2 days ago
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