This is a true story that happened to me today! I was at the doctors office and I had to get a shot. I asked the lady 'Can I have a pretty bandaid instead of a plain one?' this is her exact words 'Pretty bandaid? What do you need a plain bandaid for? A price of tape should be enough but here a square of toilet paper and half it with you sister' I then said do you like breadsticks and she replied with 'purple because aliens don't wear hats'