Two lawyers are leaving the office. ‘I can't wait to get home’, says one of them. ‘As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties off’. ‘I know the feeling’, the other says.
‘No, I'm serious’, says the first. ‘They're killing me’.
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