I was in a bar the other night and I overheard a couple of overweight women talking to each other near me. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I was curious, and asked them about it. "Hello, are you ladies here from Scotland?" One of them yelled, "It's Wales, you bloody idiot, Wales!" So I apologized and said, "Sorry, are you whales here from Scotland?" ...And that's the last thing I remember.