You: Do you want to play the lying game?
Them: What game is that?
You: I ask you five simple questions and all you have to do is lie in all of the answers. If you tell the truth I win.
Them: OK deal.... You: How old are you? Them: 156 years old. You: Very good, next question. What color is your hair? Them: Clear You: You are a good liar Im impressed!! Were on question three right? Them: Yup. You:*smile* Them: FUCK MY LIFE!!! Try this, it works :)