Funny Jokes

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone
-you smell different when you’re awake-
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)-
-soon-  -such lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it-  -your hair tastes like strawberries-  -tonight….you.-  -he knows, don’t go home.-  -I always knew you would die in my arms-  -every time I poop I think of you-  -no one will ever believe you-  -yessssssssssssss-  -I killed mufasa-  -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear-  -mother told me it would be like this-
by smileygal :), 1d 17 h ago
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