Leave this voicemail to mess with people. Machine: Hello? Mom: Yeah, I wanna tell ya abou... Machine: Hello!?! Mom: (louder) YEAH! I just wanna say... Machine: I'm so sorry, I can't hear you! Speak up! Mom: DAMMIT! Can you hear me now!?! Machine: Why are you yelling? It's just an answering machine! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. BEEP..... Mom: -_- I swear to you, I will poison the food you eat from my house. P.S. call me back. There's a sale at Wal-Mart.