Funny Jokes

Leave this voicemail to mess with  people.
Machine: Hello?
Mom: Yeah, I wanna tell ya abou... Machine: Hello!?!
Mom: (louder) YEAH! I just wanna say... Machine: I'm so sorry, I can't hear you! Speak up!  Mom: DAMMIT! Can you hear me now!?! Machine: Why are you yelling? It's just an answering machine! Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. BEEP.....  Mom: -_- I swear to you, I will poison the food you eat from my house. P.S. call me back. There's a sale at Wal-Mart.
by ♚ L.N..[TLG] ♚, 1d 5 h ago
128 ratings (4.83)

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