Funny Jokes

Ladies and Gentlemen, tall and stout, gather around, let me tell you a story I know nothing about. So pull up a chair and sit on the floor, admission is free so pay at the door. On one bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead girls stood up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot one another. A deaf police man heard the noise, so he went to kill those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, then ask the blind man, he saw it too!
by ▶Nitrogen Does Not Have A "D" Orbital (TDS™) ◀, 1d 7 h ago
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