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Science, ruining shit since 1543

I remember back in high school my science teacher told us that two blue eyed people can't have a brown eyed child. This kid who sat a few seats ahead of me in class said "But both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes". The teacher said "Well, you're adopted". The next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and they told him he was adopted and wanted to wait for the right moment to tell him.
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