Best sex position ever: The Angry Seagull. How you do it: Take your girl down to the beach, and start getting the mood right. Bend her over and start fucking her from behind. After you've been going at it for a little while and she's gotten your dick nice and wet, pull your dick out, slap it on the sand, then shove it back inside of her. She'll be squawking and flapping her arms immediately.