A wife comes down stairs one night to find her husband quietly sobbing. She goes up to him and gently asks him what's the matter. He replies, remember when we first met? You were 16, I was 18, we went out for six months and then I got you pregnant. That's right my love she replies, and remember how my father said if you didn't marry me he would get you put away for 20 years? The husband looks up at her and says "I would have got out today."