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I was at the beach with my mate on the weekend, it was scorching hot and people everywhere. I asked him to rub suncream on my back, and he said "Fuck off not out here, everyone will think we're gay! We'll go do it in the bathroom stall"
I said "Sure, when people walk into the bathroom and hear the sounds of moist slapping skin, see two pairs of male feet standing behind each other, and then see the bits of cream you've failed to rub in properly on my lower back, they won't think we're gay..."
by ♚ L.N..[TLG] ♚, 1d 19 h ago
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