Friend: hey, I called you
Me: I know
Friend: well why didnt you answer?
Me: I was busy Friend: busy doing what? Me: dancing :D Friend: busy dancing to what!? Me: BUSY DANCING TO MY RINGTONE!!! (/°0°)/ \(°0°\)
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