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A man with a hair lip walks into a drug store. He walks up to the clerk and says "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I might find the tooth paste?" The clerk, chuckling at his voice replys with a simple "No." The man with the hair lip asks why. The clerk says "Well, you don't have your tooth brush with you so I can't tell you where the tooth paste is." The hair lip leaves and comes back the next day and sure enough the same clerk was standing there at the counter. "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I might find any razor blades?" "No," replys the clerk "because you don't have your razor so I can't tell you where the razor blades are unless you have your razor." Then the next day, sure enough, the hair lip goes back to the store and there stood the same clerk. The hair lip walks up to him and says "Will you do me a favor?" The clerk (in a sarcastic voice) replys "Suuure... what do you want?" The hair lip then pulls out a little metal box with a finger-sized hole in the top. "Stick your finger in this hole." says the hair lip. "I'm not sticking my finger into that! Are you kidding me?" replied the clerk. "No, c'mon, I've come back for you every day for the past 3 days, please just do it." "Fine." says the clerk as he sticks his finger in the hole. "Now smell your finger and tell me what it smells like." says the hair lip. "It smells like SHIT!" said the clerk. "It is shit," replied the hair lip, "now can you tell me what kinda toilet paper i need?"
by ★╰☆╮✧мεgαη↭*↭гεε∂♡⇜♥√<3, Jul 14, 2010
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