1: Message seen at (insert the time you read it here.) 2: k. 3: Shut up baby, I know it. 4: We need to talk. 5: You don't know what love is, Forrest. 6: I know. 7: That's adorable. 8: Good for you. 9: You're just not terribly important to me. 10: I love.... Cake. 11: If you really loved me you would swallow. 12: If I could only get your sister to say that. 13: Go to hell grandma. 14: Aaww, me too, you're such a great FRIEND. 15: I love me too. 16: Who doesn't??? 17: Wait, are you pregnant?