Funny Jokes

Last year, I went to a mountain climbing holiday. I had an accident, and fell 30ft. I broke both my legs and was bleeding heavily. 
I managed to make it to a road, where I flagged down a car which drove me to the hospital.
I crawled into the waiting room, and two nurses ran over to me.
"Oh my God, are you alright?" one of them shouted. I said, "I'm absolutely fine, why do you ask?" before passing out. After waking up in the same spot 6 hours later, I realized there's a time and a place for sarcasm.
by ▶��Nitrogen Does Not Have A "D" Orbital ��◀, 1d 18 h ago
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